The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Smogg

Dr. Smogg is a rich bitch industrialist who made his fortune in heavy manufacturing. Still, his methods are wasteful and produce many toxic by-products, which he disposes of in environmentally irresponsible ways. His next scheme is to pump massive amounts of toxic smog into the atmosphere from the smokestacks of his factory. Once airborne, the pollution will condense into solid waste particles and rain down upon the unsuspecting countryside. 

Fortunately, Professor Rusty Sauernoggin is on the case! Rusty Sauernoggin has dedicated his life to finding ways to transform toxic waste into good and useful products. One blast from his rooftop "Smog-o-matic" ray gun and the cloud will rain down delicious sour candy balls... an outcome Dr. Smogg is less than pleased about!

unpublished blog post

in an attempt to declutter my ttrgp space at home i've decided to burn some old campaign books and transcribe some bits i may reuse. 

the following is from a small thousand thousand islands campaign. i'd link to their zines online but i'm pretty sure everything has been removed by the creators.

The zines require a lot of preparation to run smoothly so here's some shit I prepped for the sessions I ran.

Late Feather Scale Village NPCs:

1. Wet Beak (Snipe, Bird-folk) - red tattoos, avoids moonlight because it makes their feathers glow with cult like runes, they are here to establish bleaching hexes, they're a saboteur of the "Ingido God"

2. Paw Dew - dancer (Man-folk) - missing a hand, harassed by a trio

3. Twelve Roaring Tooth - artist (Monitor-folk) - toothless

4. Ear Wall (she/her) - girlfriend ran off with the drummer Paw (Man-Folk) 

5. Rum What - clammer (Man-folk) - covered in suck marks (like from octopus tentacles I guess, "suck marks" is straight from the zine), bleeding, wants revenge (this part was from the zine too, I guess they want revenge for the octopus sucking on them).

I started to write number 6 on the table here but then thought "i don't really care about any of this" and now I'm going outback to burn some notebooks.