looting the gobllin corpse

1. scrunchies
2. a slice of pizza

3. nothingness stones

4. virgin crud

5. poem eraser

6. hex ointment

7. fishnet stocking

8. the eyelash of a cyclops

9. a lemon

10. townes van zandt record

11. clamp

12. beautiful cinder block

13. mushrooms

14. troll doll

15. cigarettes

16. white peach tea

17. one glove

18. matches

19. a book titled "butterfly life decoded"

20. cyclops eyebrow ring

21. clarissa explains it all vhs

22. minotaur serotonin

23. seventy "give a shit" gels

24. black nail polish

25. avocado

26. flask of "joan of arc urine"

27. fake succulent

28. settlers of catan

29. eyelashes

30. pear

31. magic eight ball

32. richard turtle painting

33. packets of mayo

34. spike

35. mood hammer

36. crystal

37. virtual pet (hungry [disrepectfully])

38. bag of chips

39. juice box with a giant millipede leg straw

40. scroll of shit forcefield

41. chainmail size YL

42. a chunk of despair

43. styrofoam skull

44. rotary phone

45. a framed picture of a pixie gazing longingly into a framed picture of a ruin

46. medusa hairnet

47. spray paint

48. tuft of cotton candy

49. sisters of mercy album

50. pandit pannalal ghosh album

51. spare tongue

52. revenge key

53. bott of truth serum

54. bottle of faygo

55. map of the antidepressant ice cream truck's route

56. rollerblades

57. ipecac ring pop

58. switchblade symphony cassette tape

59. trash bag full of glitter

60. liquid cinnabon potion

61. kelly schirmann novel

62. ingots of hawaiian valium punch

63. missing poster for something lasting

64. pedialyte

65. windex

66. electric dog collar

67. bowling pin

68. wicker chair

69. bejeweled bottle of febreze 

70. corduroy sofa pillow

71. gorgeous friendship bracelet

72. origami crane

73. essential oil diffuser

74. bim sherman lovers leap album

75. midori takada album

76. allergy meds

77. powdered milk

78. bottle of shaman third eye discharge

79. nice stick

80. hard drive of  face scrambling

81. brand new roll of plastic wrap and disinfectant spray

82. class one drone

83. abortive nanobots

84. food pills

85. a purple wet brush

86. cd binder of meaningful electro mixes

87. certificate from a 2 day bartending class

88. "1/8th" of an LSD tab

89. a book featuring 122 insects spread and mounted with the exact date and where each were caught (119 butterflies/moths and 3 beetles or beetle-like-insects)

90. tennis racket + a plastic big full of firecrackers

91. bottle of Spinach-cucumber-celery-jalapeno-coconut-water

92. Fish wrapped in paper

93. a bag of wine

94. Yellow Karate Gi

95. 9 packets of instant wifi hotpsot

96. gym bag with a journal and 4 beers and a change of clothes

97. weed-whacker

98. god genital

99. the novel nightwood by djuna barnes

100. fleas and roaches

Rolling Your Own Cigarettes in the OSR

this is where i blog from

(the record pictured in my photo is The Boston To Little Rock Connection Split 7" by The Shyness Clinic / Everyone Asked About You, the latter being a legendary female-fronted 90's emo band.)

my friend said his first character sheet for Troika was written on a rolling paper.

this got me thinking about magical cigarettes in games (for the second time).

settings should have fucked up roads, trash, and cigarette butts floating in deep puddles.

all that is required is a rare item (or not [whatever]) crushed and ground up mixed with the tobacco, paper (or something paper-like [and smokeable]), a spark, and lungs (I think?).

bad guys also smoke cigarettes; add cigarettes you've created to your loot tables.

warning: smoking leads to vampirism, addiction, stankiness, iron deficiency, and bad taste in music  

 🎀  𝕕1҉0҉   𝔠𝔦𝔤𝔰  🎀 

1 putting the cigarette out on a metal item no larger than 1meter x 1meter rusts it immediately 

2 cigarette of vomiting 

3 this cigarette allows the smoker to imitate the last human/creature they slew 

4 smoking this cigarette will allow you to throw a web-spell once a day

5 cigarette that steals d8 hp from the smoker

6 cigarette that stops burning 30 meters from undead

7 cigarette that makes the last 7 minutes never happen 

8 cigarette of perfect hair, tuck it behind your ear and your hair is always perfect

9 this cigarette summons a pet tarantula (crawling out of your mouth [popular in many nightclubs across the city])

10 second hand smokers of this cigarette [redacted]