how to write a ******* song with a die

clean off a table.

no don't. it's better if you don't.

throw a bunch of dice on the table.
(you should already have dice on your desk)

pull a synthesizer out of a bag.

slap it on the table.

connect chords. cords.
(be sure to wear headphones)

snatch up a the closest dice.
(it's a d20)

roll it.
(it's an 8)
(when one eight becomes two zeros)

count that many keys starting on the left.

(hold it)
(TWIST knobs)
(FIST buttons)

grab another DIE and THROW IT.

place a FIST where you should.

(repeat /record _release)

...expect a new album soon. 

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