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9/26/21

how to write a ******* song with a die

clean off a table.

no don't. it's better if you don't.

throw a bunch of dice on the table.
(you should already have dice on your desk)

pull a synthesizer out of a bag.

slap it on the table.

connect chords. cords.
(be sure to wear headphones)

snatch up a the closest dice.
(it's a d20)

roll it.
(it's an 8)
(when one eight becomes two zeros)

count that many keys starting on the left.

FUC< THAT NOTE.
(hold it)
(TWIST knobs)
(FIST buttons)

grab another DIE and THROW IT.

place a FIST where you should.

(repeat /record _release)

...expect a new album soon. 


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