11/25/24
8/28/24
The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Smogg
Dr. Smogg is a rich bitch industrialist who made his fortune in heavy manufacturing. Still, his methods are wasteful and produce many toxic by-products, which he disposes of in environmentally irresponsible ways. His next scheme is to pump massive amounts of toxic smog into the atmosphere from the smokestacks of his factory. Once airborne, the pollution will condense into solid waste particles and rain down upon the unsuspecting countryside.
Fortunately, Professor Rusty Sauernoggin is on the case! Rusty Sauernoggin has dedicated his life to finding ways to transform toxic waste into good and useful products. One blast from his rooftop "Smog-o-matic" ray gun and the cloud will rain down delicious sour candy balls... an outcome Dr. Smogg is less than pleased about!
8/4/24
unpublished blog post
in an attempt to declutter my ttrgp space at home i've decided to burn some old campaign books and transcribe some bits i may reuse.
the following is from a small thousand thousand islands campaign. i'd link to their zines online but i'm pretty sure everything has been removed by the creators.
The zines require a lot of preparation to run smoothly so here's some shit I prepped for the sessions I ran.
Late Feather Scale Village NPCs:
1. Wet Beak (Snipe, Bird-folk) - red tattoos, avoids moonlight because it makes their feathers glow with cult like runes, they are here to establish bleaching hexes, they're a saboteur of the "Ingido God"
2. Paw Dew - dancer (Man-folk) - missing a hand, harassed by a trio
3. Twelve Roaring Tooth - artist (Monitor-folk) - toothless
4. Ear Wall (she/her) - girlfriend ran off with the drummer Paw (Man-Folk)
5. Rum What - clammer (Man-folk) - covered in suck marks (like from octopus tentacles I guess, "suck marks" is straight from the zine), bleeding, wants revenge (this part was from the zine too, I guess they want revenge for the octopus sucking on them).
I started to write number 6 on the table here but then thought "i don't really care about any of this" and now I'm going outback to burn some notebooks.
7/29/24
the signalwave series part two: Top "Signalwave" Albums to "Liminal Horror" to (2024)
tracking by antenna decay (released February 21, 2024)
Is there a constant beeping in the background, or is it tinnitus? I take my left air pod out, and the beeping stops, but now track two is playing, and I still hear the beeping. I checked my surroundings and removed the air pod again, and I realized it was the album’s heart monitor.
The first two songs are piano and nice and short, but track 3, “found,” is where the album begins to shine. It sounds like a slowed-down oldie with a full band (strings, winds, drums, etc).
Track 4, “slow,” has big Weather Channel vibes (a staple of the genre) with its piano tones, electric guitar riffs, and jazz flute! It also begins what I’m going to call The Trilogy, which, if you put all the single-word song titles together, makes “Slow Days Fading.” The album is also tagged as “Sentimental Transmission.” I recommend that fans of the soft rock bands Chicago and Bread start here, as well as anyone limited to time. The album sounds like a tragic love affair, good times and bad. It felt like the pace of the beeping varied at times.
Track 7, “worn,” is a melody I know from somewhere, and research is still ongoing.
Track 8, “gone,” I recommend to fans of dunegon synth and cottagecore.
The whole time, I was waiting for the beeping to cease or remain in the steady drone of death you see in the movies, but it never came. Which is fine; you live another day.
The album description is like the gray text box from an adventure:
viewing the memories of a soon-to-be-gone tape.
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you walk into the attic.
the dust dances in the air around you.
there it sits, in the exact spot where you once stood, sun-bleached.
you feel a sense of familiarity.
you walk into your bedroom.
the smell of your past greets you.
there it lies, as if it were waiting for you, wishing for your return.
you choose to face yourself.
you walk into the living room.
the carpet feels softer than usual.
there it lies, gone in a moment, never to be seen again.
you watch as it all passes.
Many artists will write some micro-fiction, or poetry.
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I’ve battling a bit of scope creep with finishing the next draft of my submission to the Liminal Horror Twisted Classics Jam.
I drew this after writing, “Her Bible is white, and she holds it in both hands, like a big sandwich.” When I need a break from the writing and frustrations and it's too hot to skateboard, I’ll draw the writing.
7/16/24
i ran the chair by zach hazard vaupen ask me anything!
7/4/24
Top "Signalwave" Albums to "Liminal Horror" to (2024)
Warning: reading this post may result in spending money on cassettes, vinyl, CDs, and MINIDISCS.
“Signalwave” and “Broken Transmission” are subgenres of “Slushwave,” which has been one of the best musical discoveries I’ve made this year.
They’re the soundtrack to decay.
I think of them as concept albums portraying memories of good days long gone.
It’s what Liches listen to when playing Second Life online to feel human again.
These artists have their entire catalogs hugely discounted on Bandcamp.
On the other hand, the Liminal Horror Twisted Classics Jam has begun.
So what’s so great about “Signalwave?”
Look at CT57’s discography.
Their album art is a ready-to-go d10 table you can insert into whatever “Twisted Classic” you’re working on. You even got an NPC in the top right corner.
All of their albums are amazing.
My favorite release is “Distant Sounds of Desolation.” Released March 22, 2024, It sounds like what I picture corpse dance lessons to be. May the track list be your spark table. You can purchase any of their albums for $1 or their entire discography for $6.
The songs aren't too short but aren't too long, and the pace is great. The tracks blend smoothly into each other to give you enough time to "meditate." I like that there are no commercial ads. The melodic vocals in "Weeping Willow" are haunting. I feel like this album has a lot of up-and-down movement, like the lovely pipes in "Memories of Good Days Long Gone." Maybe it's not even pipes; it's got chimes or wood blocks.
Let’s look at another release from this year. Dead Hues by Localdecay. Released April 3, 2024, are you starting to see a pattern of the genre yet?
The first song is a fucking banger. It just rips you right into the rhythm. Pulsating piano with saxophone and fucking railroading drums. Just all drenched with reverb. You could work out to this one. Then it ends with a raven-sounding synth that caws, and I fall into the track "Analog Decay." I feel like this is what it sounds like to be in a hot spring in Iceland. With the mud. If you see foggy power lines on a cover, it's a banger.
街灯 by ビリヤード場 (Street light by Billiard Hall) Released February 2, 2024, this one is great because not only does it introduce UFOs (or whatever the government refers to them as now) to our countdown, but we finally get some vocals sampled. Sampling is mostly all “Signalwave” is.
The track titles are listed in Japanese, so I’d like to translate them here to use as a spark table after you purchase their album.
i'm still wearing the shirt you gave me
a midnight walk in the middle of nowhere
the streetlights shine a subtle blue
don't look at me
i shouldn’t
bird
starlight / city of light bulbs
it’s getting late…
I recommend viewing your “Twisted Classic” through multiple lenses, like a copy of All Dogs Go to Heaven on VHS. However, the VCR is connected to a projector, and there’s no screen. It’s playing on a garage door, being filmed by a Sony Nex 6 camera that’s had its sensor converted to infrared and streaming to the internet.
Next week, we’ll sink our brain fangs deeper into “Signalwave” and “Liminal Horror.” I promise to challenge your tastes.
Until Next Time, Consider the following inspiration:
Outlaw Comics:
Battalion: The Return of the Living Dead, or more recently, Junji Ito’s adaption of the Lighthouse, among many other “Twisted Classics.” Battalion is a bootleg manga released in a Japanese magazine at the time of the American Film’s Japan release. This blog takes a deep dive into it. Manga has filled my summer reading.
Vacuum Decay. All five issues of this horror comic by various artists are free to read online or can be purchased via their website. It’s worth reading each issue for the overarching “Twisted Classic” take on The Simpsons, “Shadows Over Springfield,” which is also available to purchase standalone.
Literature:
The Sword-wielding Statue of Liberty in Franz Kafka’s novel Amerika. Kafka never visited America, but he saw many pictures and wrote his own twisted version. The ebook is free to read, and it’s hilarious.